Zerolend’s Big Exit: Withdraw Now or Lose Everything!

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Well, well, well, if it ain’t the Zerolend folks, packin’ up their tent and leavin’ town!

Deadshot Ryker, that sly fox, took to Discord to declare the end of the Zerolend show, after three years of merriment and mayhem. ‘Twasn’t nothin’ but a string of woes: liquidity that vanished faster than a magician’s rabbit, oracles that skipped town, and a heap of troublemakers with more mischief than a barrel of monkeys. Now, the loans be 0% LTV, and the folks are beggin’ you to haul your assets out before they turn to dust. The team’s plan? A timelock upgrade to fish out the stuck funds on chains like Manta, Zircuit, and XLayer-though I reckon those chains are more like quagmires. Just don’t expect a parade, mind you.

The post, which could double as a eulogy, mentions a February fiasco that left LBTC suppliers on Base in a pickle, and now they’re dippin’ into a LINEA airdrop to hand out partial refunds. ‘Tis the end of an era, they say, with the team pledge to make it “orderly and transparent”-which, in Zerolend’s case, probably means “less chaotic than a barnyard on a Tuesday.”

🧭 FAQs

• What immediate action should Zerolend users take? Why, withdraw their assets, of course-before they turn into dust!
• Which chains have illiquid or locked funds? Manta, Zircuit, XLayer, and other chains that’ve gone feral.
• How will affected LBTC users on Base be compensated? A partial refund, courtesy of the team’s LINEA airdrop-like a last-ditch attempt to make amends.
• How can users get help or coordinate recovery steps? Reach out to moderators or submit a support ticket. Just don’t expect a warm hug, mind you.

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2026-02-17 16:07