SBF’s Praise Meets Lummis’ Wrath: A Legal Drama

U.S. Senator Cynthia Lummis, a woman forged in the fires of political strife, publicly castigated former FTX CEO Sam Bankman-Fried after he hailed the CLARITY Act as a “milestone for freedom.” In a scathing post on X, Lummis quipped, “Someone’s seeking a pardon, but not from me-only the gallows await the likes of him.” She added that the legislation would have “tied SBF to the mast of accountability, where he’d have festered longer than a rotting apple in a Soviet cellar.”

Bitcoin Blues: $153M Loss, But Hey, We’ve Got More Coins Than Sense!

So, American Bitcoin lost $153.2M last year. Yes, that’s right, they’ve managed to turn digital gold into digital fool’s gold. But hey, it’s not their fault-blame the accountants and their pesky “mark-to-market” shenanigans. Apparently, $227.1M vanished into thin air, like a wizard’s hat trick gone wrong. Still, they insist it’s all about the numbers, not the, er, actual money.

Bitget’s RLUSD Withdrawal Farce: A Comedy of Errors?

Mark thy calendars, dear readers, for on the 26th of February, 2026, at the stroke of 11:20 a.m. (UTC +8), this grand farce shall commence. Bitget, in its infinite wisdom, hath decided to halt withdrawals for wallet maintenance, a task of such mystery that even the duration remains unknown. Oh, the suspense!