Crypto’s Newest Obsession: It’s Complicated π

CoinMarketCap, those arbiters of digital wealth, tell us it popped 10%. Ten percent! Thatβsβ¦ a lot, I guess. Especially when everything else was just sort of lying there, listlessly avoiding further losses. They made 31% in a week, and a frankly alarming 198% this month. Honestly, numbers like that should trigger a wellness check. Something feels unsustainable. π§
