In the relentless dust-choked streets of capitalism, where the wolves circle and bread is sparse, stands Twenty One Capital—backed by none other than Cantor Fitzgerald. They have—by some twist of fate or madness—scaled the icy heights of Bitcoin ambition. What began as a modest seed has grown into a monstrous tree, bearing fruit more plentiful than the worker’s briefcase after payday. 
The firm, rising from April like a new dawn, has snatched up an astonishing 5,800 BTC from that Tether fellow—call him the banker of stablecoins, the whisperer of digital wealth. Who would have guessed that a company backed by the crass gods of finance would surge ahead in this new gold rush? The Bloomberg boys say they now claim at least 43,500 BTC—more than they dreamt of when they first dreamed of Bitcoin, by 1,500 BTC. A triumph, or perhaps a reckless gamble? Ah, the eternal question. 
Measure this wealth—roughly five billion dollars—just enough to buy a small country, yet not enough? Perhaps. Twenty One’s crew, tied to Tether and Bitfinex—those mirthful pirates of the crypto seas—and reinforced by the venture giants like SoftBank, plans to carve a path to the heavens through a merger with some fancy SPAC. Going public! The dream of the modern proletariat, yet laced with the greed of a hundred kings.
Recall, dear reader, that Tether—ever the mysterious merchant—delivered nearly 37,229 BTC into the Bosom of Twenty One, as the story goes. Jack Mallers, a Bitcoin advocate cloaked in the guise of Strike’s chief, commands this brave enterprise—yet who truly drives this beast, the man or the idea? Ah, ambiguity in the age of digital gods!
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With the rise of these brave treasury armies—models of rebelling against the debt-ridden strategy of Saylor and his like—Twenty One Capital joins a legion. There’s Mara, Riot, CleanSpark, Hut 8—all hoarding their mined treasures like dragons guarding gold. Just as in the days of old, the miners and the firms bide their time, holding tight, waiting for some promised windfall that will lift them from the mire.
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2025-07-29 19:17