Trump’ın tarifeleri: Kripto Kaos’un komik rollercoaster! 🎢💸

Ah, kripto pazarları, bir tweet melodi ile dans eden tuhaf küçük yaratıklar. Yatırım yapmanın güvenli olduğunu düşündüğünüzde, Başkan Trump geliyor, ulusal bir acil durum ilan ediyor ve yeni bir lastik damgası olan bir çocuk gibi her ülkede tarifeler. Ticaret savaşlarının bu kadar eğlenceli olabileceğini kim bilebilirdi? 🤡

5 Nisan’dan itibaren, Trump yönetimi tüm ülkelerde% 10 tarife kararının verdiği şey olduğuna karar verdi. Ama bekle, daha fazlası var! Çin,%34, Avrupa Birliği saygın bir%20 ve Japonya%24’ü bir artış görüyor. Bir tekel oyunu gibi, ama gerçek para ve daha az şapka ile. 🏦

Sadece “klasik Trump” olarak tanımlanabilecek bir konuşmada, gül bahçesinde durdu ve ABD’nin ülkeleri “olduklarının yaklaşık yarısı ve bizi suçladıklarını” iddia ettiğini ilan etti. Demek istediğim, bravado’unuz olduğunda kimin gerçeklere ihtiyacı var? 🌹

🚨 @POTUS signs an Executive Order instituting reciprocal tariffs on countries throughout the world.

It’s LIBERATION DAY in America!

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Meanwhile, the stock market was not having a great day either. The Kobeissi Letter reported that the S&P 500 erased over $2 trillion in market cap, which is roughly $125 billion per minute. Talk about a financial heart attack! 💔

Trump tariffs could bring certainty to markets

Rachael Lucas, a crypto analyst at BTC Markets, described the brief surge as “uncertainty relief,” followed by a sell-off that felt like a bad breakup. “On BTC Markets, trading volume surged 46% as local traders scrambled to reposition. Big players took profit on the spike, while smaller investors hesitated,” she said. Sounds like a classic case of FOMO! 😬

She warned that if China or the EU “hit back hard,” we might see another round of panic selling. It’s like waiting for the other shoe to drop, but in this case, it’s more like a whole closet falling on your head! 👢

US Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent urged trading partners not to retaliate, claiming this is the high end of the number for tariffs. Because nothing says “certainty” like a bunch of politicians arguing over numbers! 📊

David Hernandez, a crypto investment specialist, noted that while the markets experienced significant volatility during Trump’s speech, the clarity could be a good thing in the long run. “Markets thrive on certainty,” he said, as if we’re all just waiting for the next episode of this financial drama. 📺

Hernandez speculated that global responses will be key, with Mexico and key East Asian economies evaluating countermeasures. It’s like a geopolitical chess game, but with more tweets and fewer pawns! ♟️

2025-04-03 04:55