So, the Philippines is basically Marie Kondo-ing its crypto scene: “Does this exchange spark joy? No? BLOCKED.” ✨ Meanwhile, the internet’s like, “But what about blockchain innovation?!” 🤖
Ah, Polymarket, the decentralized oracle of predictions-now facing the music as it confirmed that a recent hacking escapade was due to an external authentication snafu, not its own temple of data! Those who dared to place their trust in the hands of a wayward third-party service found their accounts ransacked. What a delightful turn of events! 🤦♂️