As the rumor mill churned, fueled by mere screenshots on Bithomp showcasing an XRP Ledger account emblazoned with “NotSatoshi”, enterprising members of the XRP community leapt at the prospect, treating it as if a letter had been found in an old coat pocket, spelling clues in the eternal guessing game unfolding whenever Satoshi’s ghost haunts the Bitcoin corridors.
At a pitiful $2,945, Ethereum is down a staggering 40% from its yearly high. And just when you thought it couldnât get worse-oh, but it does-itâs forming yet another “risky pattern.” Because, really, whatâs a crypto winter without a few ominous shapes? âïž
As the year bids farewell and fireworks light up the skies, Sui is expected to encounter fresh wounds as bearish dominance appears more certain than ever, with supply likely to swell with additional capital inflow (oh joy). This looming menace, my friends, is right around the corner thanks to a colossal token unlock, or as the experts call it, the source of its upcoming misery.
Venezuela, it turns out, has really taken a liking to stablecoins, specifically USDT. Apparently, when the worldâs financial systems decide youâre a bitâŠunwelcome, you start looking at other options. Who knew? đ€·
Apparently 2025 was⊠not amazing for Bitcoin. It hovered around $87,000 instead of hitting that nice, round six-figure number everyone was hoping for. But according to Novogratz, it’s fine! Really! Itâs all about the âfoundation for future money,â which is a phrase Iâm pretty sure everyone in crypto uses when things arenât going as planned. đ€·ââïž Apparently, regulations and⊠infrastructure? Those are good things!
Polygonâs token is wobbling around at 0.1030-roughly 85% less glamorous than its November 2024 spotlight, but donât let that fool you; the network stats are all dressed up and raring to go.
As per the insights of one Kamile Uray (a very respectable fellow), the watch remains fixed on the $90,588 mark and that smug descending blue trendline. Until Bitcoin can elevate itself above these hurdles, the downtrend shall prevail. Any upward thumps beneath the trendline are merely ornate blisters on the larger downturn, deviously masquerading as hopeful flukes.
Bitcoin’s price has ascended 0.68% in the past 24 hours, a mere whisper in the vast expanse of financial history. Ah, the weekend-a time when even the markets dare to dream of upward trends, if only for a fleeting moment. đ€đž
First up, meet Artisansâ Bank in, dare we say, the charming state of Maine-though âcharmingâ might be a stretch when your Social Security number is floating around like confetti at a carnival. They report that a sneaky hacker squad slipped in through Marquis Software’s gates, poked around the digital drawers, and maybe took a peek at some sensitive stuff. Yikes! 32,344 customers affected, or as Marquis might put it, âYou might want to change your Social Security number and maybe move to a secret island.â
This strategic endeavor emerges as the preeminent Ethereum treasury company seeks to generate yields from its impressive 4.066 million ETH holdings. One can almost hear the jubilant clinking of coins in their coffers! Or is it just the sound of dreams being staked? đ€