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Deadshot Ryker, that sly fox, took to Discord to declare the end of the Zerolend show, after three years of merriment and mayhem. ‘Twasn’t nothin’ but a string of woes: liquidity that vanished faster than a magician’s rabbit, oracles that skipped town, and a heap of troublemakers with more mischief than a barrel of monkeys. Now, the loans be 0% LTV, and the folks are beggin’ you to haul your assets out before they turn to dust. The team’s plan? A timelock upgrade to fish out the stuck funds on chains like Manta, Zircuit, and XLayer-though I reckon those chains are more like quagmires. Just don’t expect a parade, mind you.

Glassnode, that tireless chronicler of crypto’s misfortunes, reports that a mere 55-56% of Bitcoin’s circulating supply remains in profit. A paltry 10 million BTC now languish in the red, their holders clutching at the fading hope of a recovery. It is a scene reminiscent of the 2022 bear market, when prices kissed the ground at $16,000 before the phoenix of greed rose again.

In a post on X dated Feb. 16, the wallet team said the next app update will rename Zashi to Zodl “without impacting the user experience,” stressing there is “no action required” from users. “It’s a new brand for a new chapter, but everything else stays the same: the wallet, the team behind it, and our commitment to Zcash,” the announcement read. “We’re moving forward with clarity and purpose, and this change reflects the building momentum.”

the possibility that a final capitulation has not yet occurred. If another significant sell-off emerges, that would be interpreted as the definitive bottoming event, with accumulation likely following for several months, according to the analysis. Because nothing says “confidence” like a market that’s still figuring itself out.

Now, one must ponder: will our hapless hero-this Hyperliquid-succumb to the fatal blow of a bearish crossover? Indeed, one can almost hear the ominous laughter echoing through the cryptosphere, for it seems the very essence of hope has taken flight alongside the token’s value.

The illustrious Dutch House of Representatives has given birth to the Actual Return in Box 3 Act – a splendid reform that will demand dutiful residents cough up a flat 36% on their ‘actual returns’ from savings and investments starting January 1, 2028. This delightful package even throws cryptocurrencies into the mix, demanding tribute for both realized and unrealized gains. It’s a veritable feast for the taxman!

In the bleak winter of 2023, when the bear market’s icy breath froze the blood of traders, such outflows were whispered of like ghosts in the machine. Now, they return, not as specters but as executioners, their blades honed on the altar of caution.

Summary

The world’s biggest digital hayride insists it didn’t boot staff who sniffed around $1 billion in Iran-tied deals. “No sir,” they say, “those folks left ‘cause they broke rules.” Sure, and the moon’s made of Tron blockchain.

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