The week wrapped up with a delightful total of $582 million in inflows-all thanks to earlier outflows that made way for this cash influx. It appears that money, like some people, just can’t resist a good comeback! 💸
On a crisp Monday, the 5th of January, our intrepid critic launched a fresh salvo against the “false narrative” of Bitcoin’s surge, a theory espoused by the ever-optimistic Tom Lee, whom Schiff, with a wink and a sneer, dubbed CNBC’s darling shill. 🎭💰
In this delightful conundrum of crypto chaos, BeInCrypto has scrutinized three altcoins that investors might want to keep their beady eyes on this week. 🧐
Polymarket, the playground for crypto gamblers who got bored of just betting on elections, has launched real estate markets. Because nothing says “fun” like wagering your future on a housing crash! 🏠💥
In a tweet that could rival a Shakespearean soliloquy, SMQKE unveiled the digital euro’s clandestine dance with XRP. The DLT pilot program, that shadowy figure, is allegedly the stage for this Central Bank Digital Currency (CBDC) masquerade. Meanwhile, Axiology, the XRPL-based tech layer, winks at us, hinting at a union as inevitable as gravity. 🌌🧪
Возьмите кофе, потому что это один из тех медленно горящих историй рынка, которые тихо становятся больше. Хотя заголовки крипты остаются под контролем геополитики, металлов и макро-колебаний, другая тенденция поднимается, где стабильный капитал перемещается в токенизированное золото, такое как XAUT Tether. 🌍💸
According to the inimitable Dr. Jim Willie, XRP is not merely racing against banks-how pedestrian! Instead, it is being quietly anointed as the silent butler of the financial elite, moving money with the grace of a ballroom dancer and the efficiency of a Swiss clock. 🕺⏳
The Bitcoin network’s hashrate, that ever-reliable barometer of mining competition, declined for a second month in December. A tale as old as time: less strife, more despair. 🧨
This comes after ADA decided to wake up from its 2026 nap and rally from its Jan. 1 low of $0.331. Because, you know, New Year’s resolutions aren’t just for humans. 📈🚀
What does it take to lead business development in an industry where most projects vanish faster than a Siberian snowdrift in May? To pretend we understand, we cornered Sarah Song, Head of Business Development at BNB Chain, during Binance Blockchain Week in Dubai-a city where blockchain dreams are as abundant as sand and just as stable. She spoke of ecosystem growth, developer support, RWAs (Real-World Assets, or “Things We Tokenized Because We Could”), stablecoin payments (because who needs banks?), and expansion into emerging markets (where regulations are as loose as a drunken Cossack). She also shared her thoughts on building credibility (hah!) and being a woman in web3 (because apparently, that’s still noteworthy in 2024).
