Crypto market strength extended into Tuesday, with bitcoin gaining by 3.9% since midnight UTC to trade at $71,000 while ether (ETH) is back above $2,000, a level it recently had problems surpassing. Oh, here we go again-crypto’s version of a yo-yo diet.
The rebound also pushed Bitcoin above its Exponential Moving Average (EMA9) near $68,428, signaling short-term bullish momentum. Or, as I like to call it, “the market’s version of a confidence boost after a bad day at the office.”
Just this Monday, Dogecoin valiantly bounced 3% from Sunday’s abyss and reclaimed the $0.091 level, a heroic feat considering it had briefly vanished thanks to the Middle East turmoil, which, naturally, affects everything from oil to internet cats. The coin has waltzed between $0.086 and $0.100 these past two weeks, occasionally flirting with a daring high of $0.104 before sulking back to its grimy lows alongside its sorry market companions.
Interestingly, the rebound follows a technical pattern that previously triggered a strong rally. Yet this time, several on-chain indicators suggest the recovery may face stronger resistance ahead, as if the market itself is saying, “Not so fast, young grasshopper.”
But lo and behold, the market’s got more bears than a circus, and they’re all busy shorting like it’s their last day on earth. These shorties are throwing caution to the wind, and if history’s any judge, they’re about to learn why you don’t bet your last dollar on a horse named “Disaster.” March 2026? Sounds like the setup for a punchline.
Markets, ever the gossipmongers, have stirred to life with whispers of liquidity and price swings that dance like a barnyard cat chasing its tail. The action’s back, folks-DEEP’s returned to the spotlight after weeks of playing the wallflower in a ballroom full of indifferent suits.
The entire crypto industry is closely keeping an eye on President Donald Trump’s newly released National Cyber Strategy, searching for clues about how the administration may approach digital assets and blockchain technology. One might say they’re as eager as a child at a candy store-except the candy is policy, and the wrapper is indecipherable.
Last week, as the moon cast its pale glow upon the blockchain, a transaction of no small consequence unfurled its baroque intricacies. XRPScan, that tireless chronicler of digital peccadilloes, captured the migration of 200 million XRP from one of Ripple’s velvet-lined wallets. Valued at $280 million-a sum that could purchase a small duchy or a lifetime supply of caviar-this transaction occurred on the ides of March, a Thursday no less, days after Ripple’s monthly escrow ritual had concluded its predictable dance.
Old Nigel, the leader of Reform UK and a chap who’s never been one to shy away from a bit of financial derring-do, has cemented his position as Westminster’s most vocal crypto enthusiast. With a flourish of his chequebook, he’s snapped up 4.3 million shares in Stack BTC Plc at a mere 7 cents a pop. This little venture gives him a 6.31% stake, putting him ahead of Kwarteng, whose 5.43% interest includes shares held by his good lady wife. Top hole, what?
XRP’s descent from its January 2026 peak of $2.41 to the February 3 “capitulation low” of $1.27 reads like a tragedy in four acts-a 47% plunge in mere weeks! Since then, it has trudged sideways, a soul in purgatory, trapped between $1.27 and $1.47, its range tightening like the noose of a tsarist executioner.
