Imagine this: a company called Bitmine, which probably doesn’t mine anything except your attention span, has just dropped $200 million on MrBeast’s Beast Industries. Because why not? 🚀 If you thought the internet was a wild place, wait until you hear about the philanthropy involved-feeding 20 million people, because nothing says “I’m a good guy” like a snack company with a heart of gold (and a wallet full of crypto). 🍿
Tom Lee, who probably has a PhD in “Why Gen Z Is the Future,” said this partnership is “strategic.” Meanwhile, Jeff Housenbold, who might have a PhD in “How to Spend Money on Snacks and Philanthropy,” claims the cash will “scale the brand.” Scale it up, baby! 🧠💸 And let’s not forget the investors, including Cathie Wood’s ARK, who’ve clearly never met a bubble they didn’t want to inflate. 🚨
Oh, and the deal closes in January 2026-just in time for Bitmine’s stockholder meeting in Las Vegas, where they’ll probably serve snacks and talk about blockchain. 🏙️ Yep, the future is now. And also, snacks. 🍕
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2026-01-15 16:42