Ethereum’s $3,000 Dream Dies: 2026 Could Be a Disaster! 🚨

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Ethereum’s price has been as reliable as a broken compass, struggling to hit $3,000 for 48 hours. It’s like trying to find your way out of a maze with a map that’s been crumpled, tossed, and then used as a coaster for a very confused espresso. 🧃

Analyst Predicts Further Downside

Market analyst Ted Pillows, who probably drinks more coffee than Ethereum, warned that if Ethereum can’t reclaim $3,000, it might plunge to $2,800. Because nothing says “confidence” like a 5% drop. 🐍

This would mean Ethereum is now 16% lower than it was a month ago. Because nothing says “recovery” like a steady decline. 📉

Columbus, who’s probably a human version of a spreadsheet, noted that Ethereum is still below its VWAP. Like trying to climb a mountain with a GPS that keeps telling you to go back. 🧭

The recent bounce from $2,800 to $2,850 is “responsive” but “impulsive.” Translation: people are buying, but not with the enthusiasm of a toddler at a candy store. 🍬

Columbus also pointed out that there’s a wall of liquidity between $3,050 and $3,250. Like a bouncer at a club that’s only letting in people with a 10% higher net worth. 💰

If Ethereum can’t break through, it’ll just be a bunch of “short-term rotations” and no real trend. Because nothing says “bull market” like a bunch of people pretending to be optimistic. 🎭

If it drops below $2,850, it could hit $2,400-$2,700. Because nothing says “safety” like a 20% crash. 🚀

Will Ethereum Drop To $1,300 In 2026?

CryptoBullet, who’s probably a conspiracy theorist with a spreadsheet, claims Ethereum could crash to $1,385 by 2026. Because nothing says “optimism” like a fractal model that looks like a broken calculator. 🧮

According to this “analysis,” Ethereum might bounce in January and February, then crash harder than a poorly timed joke. 🤡

If this model works, Ethereum could drop 63%-because nothing says “growth” like a 63% loss. 📈

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2025-12-25 05:12