In the dim nave of the market, where clerks murmur in code and the scent of risk hangs like cigarette smoke in a theatre, a new marvel struts forth: safe-yield vaults, those iron reliquaries that pretend to cradle appetite for safety. They trumpet a sum of six billion dollars as if it were a blessing from a saint of balance sheets. Traders, restless scavengers with coffee for faith and charts for gospel, chase after gold and silver as if chased by a procession of spring-loaded goblins.
What happened in crypto today? From bold prophecies scrawled on napkins by fortune-tellers of the ledger to crypto’s growing gulf with traditional markets, there’s more drama than a Moscow streetcar on payday, and enough sarcasm to fill a satirical carnival.
Here’s the rundown!
Is crypto moving towards safe yield?
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