Crypto Hacks of ’25: Oh. My. God.

Honestly, 2025. What a year for crypto security, or rather, the complete and utter lack thereof. Like, billions vanished. Billions! It was less a year for digital assets and more a year for digital disasters. 🙄

The year 2025, let’s just say it wasn’t ideal for anyone holding crypto. Hackers went on a bit of a spree, targeting exchanges, DeFi platforms (whatever those are, precisely), wallets, and those incredibly complicated smart contracts. The result? Billions of dollars disappeared into the ether (pun intended, naturally). It was all rather exposing – like finding your embarrassing childhood photos on Facebook, but with money. 💸

It wasn’t just a string of random incidents, was it? No. It was a pattern. Apparently, access controls were a bit… lax. Private keys were leaking like a sieve. Smart contracts had issues. Wallet approvals were a mess. Everyone – regulators, investors, and us, the poor users – started getting seriously side-eyeing the whole industry. Like, “Are you sure this is a good idea?” 🤔

February 2025: Bybit’s ‘Oops’ Moment

On February 21st, 2025, Bybit experienced the largest crypto hack ever. Seriously. $1.5 billion worth of Ethereum just…vanished. 401,000 ETH, gone. Poof. It was caused by a “routine internal transfer” gone wrong. Which is just a fancy way of saying someone messed up. Blockchain detectives tracked the funds, naturally, but it didn’t really bring the money back, did it? 🤷‍♀️

Apparently, the Lazarus Group – a hacking group linked to North Korea (yes, North Korea) – was to blame. They apparently enjoy hacking crypto to fund…well, who knows what. It’s not like they’re answering my calls. The hack sent Ethereum prices tumbling and everyone scrambled to check their own systems. Regulators, predictably, had a field day. “We told you so!” they chirped.😒

And if a $1.5 billion hack wasn’t enough, February also saw Four.Meme lose a (relatively small, but still annoying) $183,000. Apparently, memecoin platforms are all about speed and not so much about, you know, security. Go figure.

March 2025: Zoth and the Key to Disaster

March brought us Zoth, a DeFi platform that lost $8.85 million because someone, somewhere, misplaced a private key. Honestly, it’s like leaving your house key under the doormat. The money was quickly converted to DAI, making recovery…challenging. Zoth promised a report. We’re still waiting. 🙄

April 2025: KiloEx Gets Multi-Chained

KiloEx, a perpetual trading platform, was hit in April with a multi-chain attack, losing $7 million. Apparently, there were “faulty access controls.” It’s a bit like locking the front door but leaving the back window wide open. Cyvers, a security firm, spotted the exploit, which is nice of them. KiloEx promised a report and temporarily halted services. Standard.

June 2025: Nobitex & BitoPro – Hacked and Silent?

June got properly rough. Nobitex, an Iranian exchange, lost a whopping $90 million. A pro-Israel hacking group took credit – which is just… a lot. Then Taiwan-based BitoPro allegedly lost $11.5 million but initially denied it. Deny, deny, deny, then the blockchain showed them up, naturally. It’s like trying to hide chocolate biscuits when you have crumbs all over your face. 🍪

July 2025: Exchange Troubles Continue

July gave us more exchange woes. WOO X got “suspected breached” for $12 million – trading volume mysteriously increased afterward, which is… odd. And then CoinDCX lost $44.2 million, though they were late to admit it. Honestly, the silence was deafening.

August 2025: Wallet Woes

August saw attacks on individual wallets, because apparently, hacking exchanges isn’t enough. Two wallets lost $582,000 because of “silent approvals.” Apparently, users need to be constantly auditing their wallet permissions. It’s exhausting, isn’t it? 😩

September – October 2025: Hyperdrive and Bunni Gone Bust

September gave us Hyperdrive losing $782,000 due to a smart contract issue. It was a common problem – complex contracts are prime targets. Then, in October, Bunni DEX just… gave up. $8.4 million lost, and they couldn’t afford to fix it. Good riddance; some investments are best left forgotten.

November – December 2025: Ending on a Sour Note

November brought Upbit’s $38.5 million loss on Solana. They promised to cover it, which is… something. And finally, December saw Trust Wallet’s browser extension hacked for over $6 million. Seriously, browser extensions? Ugh. 🤦‍♀️

A Year We’d All Like to Forget

Overall, 2025 was a bit of a disaster for crypto security. The hacks showed that the whole system is still incredibly vulnerable. More audits, better security standards, and a lot more user education? Definitely needed. And maybe, just maybe, a stiff drink. 🍹

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2025-12-31 08:12