Coinbase: Now Even More Confusing Than Your Uncle’s Tax Return!

Key Highlights

  • Coinbase now lets all U.S. users trade stocks and ETFs 24/5 with no commission, using dollars or USDC, including fractional shares starting at $1. Because why not? The financial industry loves making simple things complicated, and then charging you for it.
  • The exchange plans to expand with more stocks, tokenized stocks, and 24/7 trading for international users in the future. Presumably to ensure no one gets a moment’s peace, even in their sleep.

According to the announcement, the trading will run 24 hours a day, five days a week, and there will be no commission fees. In addition, users can fund their trades with U.S. dollars or the stablecoin USDC, and fractional shares start as low as $1. This is either a revolutionary act of kindness or a masterclass in corporate gaslighting. You decide.

Trade stocks.
Around the clock.
Because who doesn’t want to panic-sell at 3 AM on a Tuesday?

→ 24/5 trading (because bankers who used to wear ties and frown at you now want to ruin your weekends too)
→ Zero commission (but don’t worry, they’ll find other ways to nickel-and-dime you)
→ One unified portfolio for stocks & crypto (because juggling two apps was clearly too much for the average human)
→ Buy fractional shares for as little as $1 (so you can own a sliver of a company while still feeling broke)

Now available to all eligible U.S. traders on Coinbase.

– Coinbase 🛡️ (@coinbase) February 24, 2026

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2026-02-24 19:10