Meanwhile, CoinGlass data reports $303 million in liquidations in the last 24 hours. That’s a lot of tears and broken dreams, folks. And why? Tech stocks are having a tantrum, and crypto, like the loyal but slightly annoying sidekick, is following suit. Ugh, tech stocks, always drama.
Now, don’t get too excited! Our beloved Bitcoin had a little jiggle-yes, a brief price spike-as traders chewed over the baffling numbers. But wait, just like a balloon filled with too much air, it quickly deflated, leaving us with modest gains and a slightly confused look on our faces.
However, dear reader, do not be so easily deceived by this spectacle! The traders, those eternal pessimists, are bracing themselves for today’s Non-Farm Payroll report and Friday’s Consumer Price Index release-two events that could very well send the Federal Reserve into a tailspin, altering the course of this rally faster than a peasant can raise a pitchfork in discontent.
The Labor Department dropped the news bomb on Wednesday that nonfarm payrolls jumped by 130,000 last month-a stark contrast to the economists’ predictions of 70,000. December was a bit of a snooze fest with a downwardly revised gain of only 48,000. Poor December, it just can’t catch a break!
Hovering around $67,000 like a nervous guest at a party, eyeing the $64,500 support level like it’s the last slice of pizza.
Solana’s latest selloff is less of a dip and more of a full-body dunk in ice water for institutional vehicles and public companies that thought SOL was the new black. Honey, it’s more like the new “what was I thinking?”
Ethereum’s price chart looks like a goblin’s scribbles after a night of too much mushroom wine. After failing to reclaim the $2.45K fortress, it’s now bobbing in the $2K moat, hoping the drawbridge doesn’t fully lower.
Tokenised money market funds and digital bank deposits are shifting from experimental pilots to early-stage financial infrastructure, executives from Franklin Templeton, SWIFT and Ledger said Wednesday Consensus Hong Kong 2026.
Behold, the legendary Tom Lee-backed Bitmine Immersion Technologies, the Ethereum vacuum cleaner, has sucked up another 140,400 ETH in just five hours. Faster than you can say “blockchain,” they’re stacking ETH like it’s going out of style. Or is it?