Cryptonews

An early 2026 break in the crypto slump? Please. It lasted all of 24 hours before Bitcoin slumped back to $92k, down 1.3%. Classic, right? 📉

BitMEX has decided that U.S. stocks are too mainstream unless they’re traded 24/7 with crypto collateral and up to 20x leverage. Enter Chainlink, the unsung hero tasked with keeping prices from going full circus during off-hours. Because nothing says “financial stability” like trading Tesla while Wall Street is asleep. 🚗💤

See, XRP’s been playin’ leapfrog with Bitcoin and Ethereum, leavin’ ‘em in the dust like they’d borrowed a snail’s pace. While BTC and ETH crawled ahead 3-4%, XRP shot up 6%-probably ‘cause it’s got more caffeine than a Seattle coffee shop.

In the dusty plains of Wall Street, SUI Group (SUIG) has lassoed Brian Quintenz as an independent director, the company announced Tuesday. This ain’t just any cowboy-Quintenz will also wrangle the board’s audit committee. 🤠📊

Onyxcoin (XCN) token jumped in a high-volume environment, a sign of strong investor demand. Its 24-hour volume rose to over $224 million, continuing a trend that has persisted this year. A trend that’s as reliable as a British weather forecast. ☔

The crypto market cap has ballooned to a whopping $3.29 trillion, up 1.2% in the last 24 hours. That’s right, folks-everything’s green, and it’s not just St. Patrick’s Day envy! 🍀 Most major tokens are partying like it’s 2021, proving this rally isn’t just a one-coin wonder. 🎉

Trading activity, akin to a well-rehearsed ballet, reached dizzying heights, with daily volumes soaring to $32 billion. A testament to the frenzied dance of digital assets! 💃🕺

PumpSwap, the trading MVP of the Pump ecosystem, is suddenly putting up numbers that could make a stockbroker weep with joy as Solana’s memecoin scene has a hot flash again.

It is said that these guardians of the financial realm seek to act with alacrity, lest ill-gotten gains vanish into the ether before regulators may intervene. A most vexing dilemma, indeed, for what is a court warrant but a bureaucratic yawn when time is of the essence? 💸

Avec un bitcoin qui tient bon au-dessus de 93 000 $, les capitaux fuient les blagues cryptomonnaire pour s’établir dans les coins utiles, comme les tokens liés à l’intelligence artificielle (IA) 🤖. C’est le grand nettoyage du portefeuille de tout ce qui sent la vanille !