KRAK Acquisition Corp., with a flourish of quill and parchment, declares its intent to offer 25 million units on the Nasdaq Global Market. Each unit, a delicate dance of one Class A ordinary share and a quarter of a redeemable warrant, a structure as ancient as it is predictable. 🎭📜
Meet Cryptollica, our modern-day Nostradamus with a screen and a coffee addiction. They claim XRP’s history is a four-part opera: Part 1 (2014-2017) was a slow burn from $0.002, Part 2 a hopeful climb, and Part 3… well, that’s where you get to feel the weight of your own impatience. The finale, they say, is a “rally” so sharp it’ll make your grandma’s knitting needles jealous. But here’s the twist: the real test isn’t the price-it’s the years you’ll spend wondering if your patience is genius or madness.
For days, the price clings to a trend line like a socialite to a scandal, neither breaking nor ascending. This line, once the arbiter of Cardano’s fate, now stands as a silent witness to the market’s indecision. Are buyers stepping in, or are sellers merely biding their time? One wonders if even the whales themselves know the answer-or if they, too, are merely passing the time with a game of chess. ♟️
Behold, dear reader, the valiant efforts of buyers, who have, since the dawn of 2024, stood guard over this sacred support zone. Like knights of old, they have repelled the encroaching shadows of despair, each return to this region met with a surge of demand. 🛡️
Oh, the drama! Plenty of dear souls believe that U.S. President Donald Trump’s verbal barbs at the central bank, complete with his colorful name-calling aimed at Powell, amount to a grave assault on the Fed’s independence. According to a Fox Business report, the ever-eloquent Sen. Elizabeth Warren, D-Mass., declared Trump’s plan was to “install another sock puppet to complete his corrupt takeover of America’s central bank.” How quaint! 🎭🧦
Yesterday, our crypto oracle, CasiTrades, graced us with their wisdom on X (because where else would they be?). They pointed out that XRP’s weekend tantrum stopped right at the macro 0.5 retracement near $2.03. 🛑 Apparently, this level is now the structural support equivalent of a bouncer at a club-no passing without a valid ID. The reaction was immediate, like a text from your ex at 2 AM. Momentum indicators also threw a little bullish divergence party at this low, suggesting the downside pressure is taking a nap. 😴
Since the dawn of 2026, Ethereum has danced through milestones, each one a testament to its enduring grace. Amid the tempest of market volatility, ETH’s network, like a resilient oak, has stood firm, its branches of adoption stretching ever higher. Behold, the active wallet addresses, a constellation of users, now blazing brighter than ever.
Today, Bitcoin is hailed as a wondrous invention: a savings technology, a digital gold nugget, something to hoard like a dragon with its treasure! But lo and behold! According to our dear friend Ben SAN, this portrayal is not just incomplete; it’s downright misguided! For, you see, Bitcoin was never meant to sit idly beside fiat, like an awkward cousin at a family reunion. No, it seeks to usurp the throne of traditional currency, claiming its rightful place as the base of all monetary affairs! 🏰
So, here’s the tea: Kraken, the crypto exchange that’s basically the cool kid in the blockchain cafeteria, is backing a SPAC. Yes, a SPAC. Because why go public the boring way when you can do it with a side of drama and a dash of “what’s a warrant?” 🥴
The U.S. crypto market bill has faced another setback. 🕵️♂️
