Cryptonews

Oh, how the stablecoins, those humble tokens, shall ascend from the shadows of “alternative rails” to the throne of foundational global settlement! With the fervor of a zealot, Long proclaims that within five years, these coins shall be woven into the very fabric of payment systems, no longer mere alternatives but the bedrock of commerce. “We are witnessing this shift not in theory, but in practice,” she writes, as if the very heavens themselves have conspired to endorse Visa and Stripe’s digital tributes.

Rezor, a weaver of Web3 tapestries, has birthed RezorEx, a crypto exchange, not with fanfare but with the quiet confidence of a craftsman. In this realm, where exchanges rise and fall like empires, the challenge is not just technical but existential.

The weekend saw Bitcoin lounging at $95,000, a fleeting moment of tranquility before the storm. But as the global markets awoke, so did the demons of uncertainty. Tensions between the US and the EU, coupled with the capricious whims of Japanese bond markets, sent risk assets into a frenzy. Bitcoin, ever the sensitive soul, plummeted from $95,500 to under $92,000, as if it had stumbled upon a banana peel in the dark.

On January 20, 2026, Delaware Life Insurance Company officially announced they’re mixing the financial equivalent of peanut butter and chocolate-or perhaps oil and water-by incorporating the Blackrock U.S. Equity Bitcoin Balanced Risk 12% Index into their fixed index annuity (FIA) lineup. This makes them the first insurer to dip their toes into the crazy world of cryptocurrency while still promising to keep your hard-earned cash safe from the rollercoaster ride of the market!

Behold, the marvels of modern technology! Nansen, that paragon of innovation, has unveiled AI-driven trading tools so potent, they could make a seasoned trader weep with joy-or a novice trader weep with despair. With these tools, users may now analyze on-chain data and execute trades on Solana and Base, all without leaving their couch, a … Read more

It has been alleged, with a gravitas worthy of Austen’s catalogue of complex characters, that between the tender days of September the seventeenth and the auspicious tenth of October, in the year of our Lord two thousand and twenty-five, Mrs. Manz tinkered in a most unauthorized manner with the accounts entrusted to her care. The bank reports that by means of her cunning manipulations, an amount to the tune of $8,450 vanished into thin air, whisked away from the coffers of unsuspecting patrons, leaving their accounts as destitute as the hapless heroine in Hard Times upon Mr. Bounderby’s downfall.

According to sources – and one does so hate to rely on such pedestrian things as ‘data’ – Mantle (MNT) has tumbled from a peak of $1.13 to a rather paltry $0.88. A decline, naturally, extending back to a more significant fall from its previous heights of $2.86. One wonders if the price has simply grown bored with its own success.

Yet, despite this little tumble, those who hold Solana – those faithful souls – remain surprisingly cheerful. They cling to their holdings, convinced, quite stubbornly, that this is merely a temporary affliction. A curious faith, one might observe, in the face of such…volatility. Perhaps they have simply grown accustomed to disappointment.

At press time, ETH is slumped at $2,978, a 4.6% nosedive over 24 hours. Over the last month, it’s managed to sneak up a paltry 1.7%, but don’t forget its 7-day losing streak is still cooking at 10%. Meanwhile, 24-hour volume hit a sprightly $34.3 billion-because nothing says “I’ve got money to burn” like trading crypto at 3 AM.

Hong Kong, ever the paragon of fiscal prudence, has announced its intention to bestow the first stablecoin licenses in the coming quarter, thus cementing its status as a beacon of responsible cryptocurrency innovation. One might imagine the regulators, armed with spreadsheets and a steely resolve, striving to balance the twin perils of innovation and financial stability with the grace of a man juggling flaming torches while reciting Shakespeare.