Crypto Traders: Why Bots Are the New Black

In a recent conversation with BeInCrypto, Federico Variola, CEO of Phemex, discusses how those dynamics are influencing the way traders approach execution, and why strategy-driven tools, including trading bots, are increasingly used to bring structure to continuous markets.

Why January 2026 is the Worst Month for Stablecoins: A Comedic Analysis

As we gaze into the crystal ball of stablecoin trends and Bitcoin price movements-both of which seem to share an uncanny resemblance to a poorly choreographed dance-we can’t help but wonder what calamities the market has in store for us next. Is it a bear market? A bull market? Or is it just the market pretending to lose weight by wearing baggy clothes?

Discover the Hilarious World of Crypto with X’s New Starterpacks!

As our dear friend Nikita Bier, the Head of Product at X, so eloquently expressed, this feature is designed to guide neophytes in navigating the treacherous waters of the crypto world. It appears that the chatter surrounding Bitcoin has plummeted by a staggering 32%-a figure that might prompt one to ponder whether the digital gold has turned into fool’s gold in the eyes of the masses.

How the Market Turns: XRP’s Ironic Dance with Fear and Fire

👍 According to our social data, XRP has fallen into ‘Extreme Fear’ territory. Small retail traders have become pessimistic toward the #5 market cap cryptocurrency after a -19% drop since the high back on January 5th. Historically, this high level of bearish commentary leads to…

Solana’s President Plays Chess with Crypto Law

In a recent missive on X, Smith revealed her foremost concern: protecting open-source developers from the legal equivalent of a bear trap disguised as a butterfly net. She brushed aside the recent delay in the bill’s markup-prompted by Coinbase’s abrupt withdrawal-as a mere “temporary setback,” a phrase that might have made Jeeves raise an eyebrow.

The Cryptocurrency Coup: Davos Gets a Bitcoin Makeover

Behold the spectacle: Brian Armstrong, Coinbase’s CEO-less a figure of finance and more a provocateur-barging into a debate with François Villeroy de Galhau, the venerable guardian of France’s central monetary flame. The game? To decide who truly rules the money kingdom in a world where digital nets outmaneuver nation-states-oh la la! Villeroy lauded the old guard, asserting that central banks possess the democratic credentials and accountability that make them trustworthy. Armstrong? He simply shrugged and declared Bitcoin’s independence-no issuer, no master, just pure, unadulterated code reigns supreme.

Why Bitcoin’s Price is More Dramatic Than a Soap Opera: A Wild Ride Awaits!

Bitcoin (BTC), the cryptocurrency equivalent of that friend who promises to show up but often doesn’t, has been trading above its weekly uptrend line since 2023. This suggests that despite recent volatility resembling a roller coaster designed by a particularly sadistic engineer, the long-term structure is still intact. It seems buyers are valiantly defending this level as if it were the last cookie in the jar, even as momentum has decided to take a leisurely vacation.