Nasdaq’s Wild Ride: Bitcoin ETFs Break Free!

Nasdaq, that purveyor of tickers and takers, has penned a letter to the SEC (short for “Somebody Else’s Cash”) begging to yank those special options limits off Bitcoin and Ethereum ETFs. The memo, dated January 21, reads like a plea from a man who’s had enough of counting beans. The gist? Let traders hold as many options contracts as they please on these crypto-linked ETFs-no more capping them at 25,000 like they’re circus tickets.

Solana and Ondo: A Love Story That’ll Make Wall Street Cry!

The real driver behind this momentum? The RWA sector. By making tokenized assets tradable on-chain, it turned what was once a niche experiment into a practical bridge between DeFi and institutional finance. In other words, the RWA sector became a direct link between on-chain activity and big-money adoption. Given that, it’s not surprising RWAs were 2025’s top performers, posting an impressive 250% YoY growth-because who doesn’t want their money to grow faster than a weed in a rainstorm?

Bitgo’s IPO: A Triumph of Capitalism or a Cryptic Joke?

Bitgo’s shares began trading Jan. 22 on the New York Stock Exchange (NYSE) under the ticker BTGO, following pricing late the previous day. The offering was originally marketed in a range of $15 to $17 per share, but demand allowed the company to price above that level, according to the IPO filing.

Tether’s Slump: Crypto on Edge?

Market experts, with their solemn faces and furrowed brows, speculate that this slowdown might be the harbinger of a Bitcoin rally’s pause, much like a weary traveler pausing for a sip of tea before continuing the journey. BTC: $89,472. A figure so high it makes one question the sanity of the market, or perhaps the sanity of the investor. 24h volatility: 0.4%. Market cap: $1.79 T. Vol. 24h: $52.99 B. A dance of numbers, as inscrutable as ever.

XRP: The Crypto That’s More Bearish Than My Monday Mood

XRP is basically the crypto version of me trying to stick to a diet-lots of resistance and zero follow-through. Since the POC rejection, it’s been struggling to regain any bullish traction, and the $1.90 region is acting like the bouncer at an exclusive club, keeping XRP out.

Bitcoin’s Risky Ballet: Whales Waltz, Retail Flees, Leverage Pirouettes

The global cryptocurrency market, that capricious beast, has once again breached the $3.04 trillion threshold, its rally fueled by the reckless ardor of borrowed exuberance. Bitcoin traders, in a reprise of their high-wire act, have pushed leverage to its most vertiginous heights since November 2024, as if the lessons of history were but a faint whisper in the wind.

AXS Token’s Dramatic Rise: Is It a Mirage or the Next Big Thing?

It appears our dear Axie has once again captured the attention of those ever-hopeful investors who are pondering whether these structural token changes can indeed breathe life into long-term demand. Perhaps they should consult a fortune teller instead, as we all know the fickle nature of market trends.

How Blockchain Is Saving the World-One Billion at a Time (With a Chuckle)

Blockchain helping aid

The humanitarian aid globe is dumping $38 billion into the old-money pit, which is about as efficient as trying to fill a bucket with a hole in it. Traditional banking systems are so sluggish, they make dial-up internet look snappy. But wait, blockchain to the rescue! Pilot programs by UNHCR since 2022 show this tech actually speeds things up, shocker.