Well, strap in, space travelers, because according to CryptoQuant CEO Ki Young Ju, Bitcoin is currently about as pumpable as a sofa in a black hole. Yes, you heard that right. The digital gold that was supposed to make us all interstellar millionaires is now more like a deflating space suit-leaking faster than a politician’s promises.
Ju, who presumably spends his days staring at charts and muttering, “So this is how the universe ends,” declares Bitcoin “not pumpable right now.” Because, you know, the market is as flat as a pancake on a zero-gravity breakfast table. No sustained rally in sight, just the occasional burp of optimism followed by a crash landing.
“In 2024, $10 billion in cash could create $26 billion in BTC book value. In 2025, $308 billion flowed in, yet the market cap fell $98 billion.” Translation: Money is pouring in like a monsoon, but Bitcoin is acting like a sieve with a PhD in economics. Selling pressure, Ju says, is heavier than a Vogon’s poetry collection. No multiplier effect here-just a lot of people shouting “To the moon!” while stuck in a swamp.
Even when the cash floods in, it’s like throwing a party where everyone leaves early because the DJ keeps playing Vogon poetry. Supply overhang? More like supply avalanche. And the selling pressure? Ju worries it’s not just institutions hitting the eject button-it’s forced selling, the kind that cascades faster than a chain reaction in a Marvin-built spaceship.
“Unless this is forced selling, it is hard to see institutions unloading this much supply all at once… The scary part of forced selling in Bitcoin is that it tends to cascade.” Picture this: funds get liquidated, prices plummet, miners go bankrupt, and retail investors are left holding the bag-or rather, the empty crypto wallet. It’s like a game of galactic dominoes, but nobody’s having fun.
“If there is no meaningful rebound at these levels within the next month, the risk of structural, cascading institutional selling rises significantly… Rebuilding trust would take a long time.” So, unless Bitcoin pulls a rabbit out of its blockchain hat soon, we might be looking at a trust-rebuilding process longer than the Hitchhiker’s Guide’s editorial deadline. Good luck, everyone. Don’t forget your towel.
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2026-02-12 13:42