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The FCA, those stern guardians of financial propriety, have deigned to grant Avian Labs the privilege of operating as a crypto services provider in the UK. Previously, the company had already charmed the Dutch regulator with its MiCA license, but this latest triumph cements its European dominion. Bravo! Now Sling Money joins the ranks of the anointed, those crypto firms with the regulatory stamp of approval. How dreadfully respectable. 🎩⚖️

This week, the decentralized perpetuals exchange-like a vigilant guardian of integrity-released a statement affirming that on-chain analysis had unveiled the wallet behind these dubious activities. The ex-employee’s wallet, now as infamous as a certain ill-fated Tsar, is firmly linked to the shenanigans. Hyperliquid reiterated its unwavering stance against trading misconduct, because what’s a little shorting among friends, right?

So, the Philippines is basically Marie Kondo-ing its crypto scene: “Does this exchange spark joy? No? BLOCKED.” ✨ Meanwhile, the internet’s like, “But what about blockchain innovation?!” 🤖

Ah, Polymarket, the decentralized oracle of predictions-now facing the music as it confirmed that a recent hacking escapade was due to an external authentication snafu, not its own temple of data! Those who dared to place their trust in the hands of a wayward third-party service found their accounts ransacked. What a delightful turn of events! 🤦‍♂️