ebaster Grayscale, that old dog of the crypto world, has learned a new trick-becoming the first U.S.-listed crypto issuer to hand out Ethereum staking rewards directly to its exchange-traded fund investors. Who’d have thought the suits could pull off something this clever? 😏
Back in 2024, there were only 100 of these code-wranglin’ cowboys. That means either Bitcoin’s gettin’ more popular, or folks have finally realized that yellin’ “HODL!” ain’t the same as actually buildin’ somethin’. Progress, my friends, is a beautiful thing-even if it moves slower than a snail on a Sunday stroll. 🐌
It was both the fortuitous timing and Kim’s notoriety for audacious forecasts that captured the avid attention of the virtual crowd. Indeed, it seemed as though the buzz was as inevitable as the waning winter chill. 🐝❄️
As of January 4, the ledger proudly mentions 4,143,502 ETH, valued at approximately $13.2 billion, 192 bitcoins, $915 million in liquid assets, and a modest $25 million bet placed on Eightco Holdings. Amidst a sluggish market, nearly 33,000 ETH was added in the last week. A daring spree if there ever was one!
Yet, dear reader, even as the sun shines bright, shadows of a technical Death Cross loom, threatening to cast doubt upon the festivities. The fate of XRP’s holders hangs in the balance, as if their very souls were wagered on a game of chess. 🎭
This is no mere technicality, but a reckoning. A moment where the very soul of the network is questioned, and the path forward is etched in the stars-or so the optimists claim. Yet, what of the shadows? The whispers of those who doubt? 🕵️♂️
In a most curious X post, our clever friend The Kobeissi Letter pointed out that the world is all a-flutter over risky assets, especially after a rather cheeky incident involving the U.S. and former Venezuelan president Maduro. It seems risk sentiment has decided to make a grand comeback after a rather dull end to 2025. Who knew a bit of geopolitical drama could tickle the markets so? 🧐
The week wrapped up with a delightful total of $582 million in inflows-all thanks to earlier outflows that made way for this cash influx. It appears that money, like some people, just can’t resist a good comeback! 💸
On a crisp Monday, the 5th of January, our intrepid critic launched a fresh salvo against the “false narrative” of Bitcoin’s surge, a theory espoused by the ever-optimistic Tom Lee, whom Schiff, with a wink and a sneer, dubbed CNBC’s darling shill. 🎭💰
In this delightful conundrum of crypto chaos, BeInCrypto has scrutinized three altcoins that investors might want to keep their beady eyes on this week. 🧐
