Coinbase: When Custody Goes Custard! 🤑💥

The suit, filed in the U.S. District Court for the District of New Jersey by shareholder Kevin Meehan (who’s clearly not here to fiddle while Ankh-Morpork burns), names Armstrong, co-founder Fred Ehrsam, CLO Paul Grewal, President Emilie Choi, and a few board members as defendants. Quite the party, isn’t it?

AI Titans Drop Billions‑sized Models in Record Week-Who Wins the Race?

The week kicked off with a flurry of frontier model releases from nearly every major AI lab. Google rolled out Gemini 3.1 Flash-Lite on March 3, a lower-cost version designed for developers handling large-scale workloads, while continuing to push Gemini 3.1 Pro for advanced reasoning tasks. Google said Flash-Lite delivers similar results for translation and moderation workloads at roughly one-eighth the cost of the Pro model.

Ethereum’s Wild Ride: Binance Traders Party Like It’s September 2025

Arab Chain, ever the sage, notes that this kind of turnover usually means one of two things: either traders are having a collective panic attack, or they’re just really, really bored. Either way, the liquidity ratio has hit 8.47, which is apparently a big deal. Binance, sitting pretty with 3.5 million ETH in reserves, is watching the same coins get traded over and over again, like a never-ending game of pass-the-parcel. Spoiler alert: the prize inside is probably just more volatility.

DOGE to the Moon? Maybe. But Only If the Space Whales Cooperate.

As the selling pressure intensified through January and early February-a period we’ll call “The Great Doge Depression”-prices did their best impression of a rollercoaster with a broken track, repeatedly hitting lower highs and lower lows. It was all very dramatic, like a soap opera but with fewer love triangles and more charts.

Kraken Cracks the Fed’s Vault: Crypto Cowboys Ride Into Banking Town

The crypto gang’s been chipping away at the financial fortress like a beaver with a grudge, and Kraken’s latest victory is just another brick out of the wall. Analysts are crowing like roosters at dawn, saying this could be the first of many crypto firms to get their foot in the Fed’s door. Jaret Sieburg, a policy wonk from TD Cowen, reckons it was inevitable under President Trump’s watch-because nothing says “financial stability” like a reality TV star turned president backing digital coins.

ICE Invests $25B in OKX to Bring NYSE Stocks to Blockchain Trading Globally

Intercontinental Exchange (ICE), a major financial exchange operator, has made a strategic investment in cryptocurrency exchange OKX, valuing the company at $25 billion. This partnership will expand the global trading of digital assets represented as tokens. As part of the agreement, ICE will have a representative on OKX’s board of directors. The specific investment amount and other financial details of the deal were not revealed.