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Enter KillaXBT, the crypto oracle with a name that screams “I’m here to spill the tea.” According to them, Bitcoin’s monthly close next week is basically the Met Gala of finance-everyone’s watching, and someone’s definitely going to trip on the red carpet. After flirting with $94,600 earlier this month (classic overachiever), BTC got ghosted and slumped back to the $88,000-$90,000 range. Those upper wicks? Oh, honey, they’re screaming “sell, sell, sell!” But KillaXBT’s like, “Calm down, those wicks usually get retraced because liquidity loves drama.”

’Tis reported by the oracle Lookonchain that this self-same developer did dispose of 7.68 million RALPH, a sum equivalent to 1,888 Solana [SOL]. A trifling amount, one might think, yet enough to send the market cap plummeting from fifty million to a mere five! A spectacle, I assure you, most diverting for those of us who observe from a safe distance.

“Let’s dissect the market’s latest enthusiasm for 97.6K,” Glassnode intoned, as if narrating a reality show for traders. The big takeaway? Call demand surged like people finally remembering they own umbrellas during a storm – just in time to ask which way the dance looks better but not quite ready to relocate the dance floor. The real issue, according to the blockchain bore of analytics, was that the front-end calls didn’t conjure a market-wide trance that would merit a Wikipedia page.

While we’re nursing our hangovers, quality assets are sitting pretty in their reasonable price ranges, because who doesn’t love a good bargain after a prolonged bear market? It’s like finding out your favorite pair of jeans is on sale after you’ve just spent way too much on them at full price.

The metric concerning the “1-year change in whale holdings” reveals that these grand creatures of the sea, those addresses holding between 1,000 and 10,000 BTC, are shifting into a phase of distribution, as though they were sharing their bounty with the world. Historically, a declining line here suggests that these mighty holders are retreating rather than accumulating-much like a timid hero at the first sign of battle. While this does not guarantee an immediate catastrophe, it tends to temper rallies and increases the likelihood of Bitcoin finding itself in the lower depths of liquidity, as fewer formidable buyers venture forth.

It filed in Athens, hoping to get a foothold that lets it operate legally across the entire EU. This comes just as regulators in France are hissing at firms still swimming in a regulatory swamp.

Now, here’s the scoop. A death cross happens when a short-term moving average plummets below a long-term moving average. Basically, it’s like seeing your ex with someone new and realizing you’ve officially entered the “It’s not you, it’s me” phase of investing. Investors are treating this as a serious bearish signal-cue the sad violins.

In a recent tête-à-tête with the ever-inquisitive Tom Bilyeu on his show, Impact Theory, our hero Yakovenko unveiled some rather astonishing figures from his own enterprise and offered a tantalizing glimpse into the future of Solana come 2026.

Our unsuspecting hero, who wishes to remain anonymous (because who wants to be known as the guy who lost half a million bucks to a romance scam?), got caught up in a pig-butchering scheme. For those of you not well-versed in modern scams, this is where the fraudsters fatten you up with sweet nothings before they hoover up your cash like a vacuum cleaner at a yard sale.

This infusion of capital, part of a grander scheme to fortify River’s standing within the DeFi landscape, has been allocated with great purpose toward protocol development, liquidity infrastructure, and the expansion of its ecosystem. The announcement, as one might expect, thrust RIVER into the limelight, prompting a surge in trading activity and a hastening of price discovery. Yet, as the initial fervor subsides and leveraged positions recalibrate, the question now presses upon us: is this retracement a mere pause, or the foundation for RIVER’s next grand ascent?