ebaster BeInCrypto (yes, we’re still here, thanks for asking) has rounded up three altcoins that might just make your last week of January less boring than a Bridget Jones diary entry. Spoiler: one involves oil, because why not add more drama to the mix?
Crypto.Casino, a new website offering unbiased reviews, has launched to help people confidently choose and use crypto casinos. The platform aims to bring more openness and reliability to the online crypto gambling world.
A freshly circulated research X article from Justin Thaler, who moonlights as both an A16z research partner and a Georgetown professor (because one prestigious title simply wouldn’t suffice), tackles crypto’s favorite doomsday scenario: quantum computing. Because, naturally, the blockchain world needed another reason to panic prematurely.
They’ve burst the bubble of the idea that quantum doom will wipe Bitcoin overnight. The latest analysis from a16z separates hype from reality with the timing of a vaudeville pratfall and the precision of a well-timed punchline.
In a recent episode of “What Will Saylor Say Next?”, our hero took to social media, dropping a cryptic line about the “Unstoppable Orange” just as Bitcoin dipped below $88,000, like a fisherman casting his line at just the right moment to catch our attention. Who needs clarity when you can have intrigue?
Investing in crypto assets like ether, the native token of the Ethereum network, once followed a simple path: traders bought coins on platforms like Coinbase or Robinhood, or stored them in self-custody wallets such as MetaMask, and held them directly. Ah, the good old days when choices were simpler and so were our wardrobes.
Take a gander at the numbers-that’s the way of news these days. Polymarket’s whiskey‑and‑whisky bar found the odds at fifty‑one, while Kalshi’s coffee shop chose fifty‑two for Rieder. Meanwhile, Kevin Warsh ends up thirty‑one, and Kevin Hassett, bless his heart, sits at a modest six percent. Even Christopher Waller, Scott Bessent, and Judy Shelton have been rearranging the deck; they’ve all been asked to shuffle their backs away from the spotlight.
One is informed that facilities for withdrawal are, with a commendable lack of urgency, now available. Those fortunate enough to possess funds may endeavor to extract their USD or ETH through the medium of a linked Gemini Exchange account, or, for the less technologically inclined, to transmit them to their banking establishment via the marvels of Stripe.
Oh, GhostWareOS, what an ethereal enigma you are-a privacy-centric cryptobazaar strewn across the transparent, relentless ledgers of Solana. Like a voguish magician, you promise to make one’s financial transactions so obscenely confidential that not even the keenest of detectives could sniff their trail.
In a plot twist that could rival any farcical play, ETHZilla Corporation has exchanged a staggering $114.5 million worth of Ethereum to finance its audacious leap into the aviation realm. The company has purchased two aircraft engines for a mere $12.2 million through its newly minted aerospace subsidiary. One could only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Why not jet engines? They sound fun!”
