Crypto’s Newest Obsession: It’s Complicated 🙄

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So, Humanity Protocol (H). Apparently, it had a day. Like, a pretty good day for a cryptocurrency, which is saying something, considering most of them sound like they were invented during a fever dream. It was the second-highest gainer among the top 100. Which feels… arbitrary? Like crowning the second-least worst contestant in a beauty pageant.

CoinMarketCap, those arbiters of digital wealth, tell us it popped 10%. Ten percent! That’s… a lot, I guess. Especially when everything else was just sort of lying there, listlessly avoiding further losses. They made 31% in a week, and a frankly alarming 198% this month. Honestly, numbers like that should trigger a wellness check. Something feels unsustainable. 🧐

Why is Humanity Protocol up today?

Turns out, people were actually buying it. The “spot volume” went up, by a lot. 148%, to be exact. Which, when you really think about it, means 148% more people decided, “Yes, this digital nothingness is worth my actual money.” Most of the buying happened on Binance Alpha, which sounds like a very exclusive, possibly robotic, gentlemen’s club.

There was also, and I’m quoting here, “social buzz” and “institutional interest” because apparently, a potential “governance shift” and a new roadmap for 2026 are enough to get people excited about… well, I’m not entirely sure what they’re excited about, but here we are. The number of holders is up too, to 31,26k. Which sounds like a decent crowd for a digital handshake.

And, naturally, because every crypto story needs a bit of dramatic tension, there’s $100 million in “Open Interest.” Which, as far as I can tell, means a lot of people are betting on things. Mostly, I suspect, hoping to get rich quick and retire to a tropical island. I have the same hopes, frankly, but I’m investing in library books.

H’s price clears 3-week consolidation

The charts, which I stared at for a solid ten minutes, apparently show that the price broke out of a three-week slump. It was bouncing between $0.1507 and $0.1855, which, let’s be honest, are just numbers at this point. There’s some talk of a “Trend Strength Index” and a “MACD” but honestly, it all sounds like someone made up a language to confuse the rest of us. 🤷

But hold on. The rally is “weakening”. Shocking. Apparently, $0.2074 is where the “sellers lay”. (I picture them reclining on a pile of cryptocurrency, plotting their next move.) They’re preventing H from going higher. Which is rude. Very rude.

Why is the rally under threat?

Oh, here we go. People are cashing out. Taking their profits and running like the wind. They’re moving their tokens to Bybit, KuCoin, and Gate.io. One particularly enthusiastic holder dumped 161,645 H onto Gate.io. It’s a digital land rush for the exits, and honestly, can you blame them? It’s crypto. Things probably won’t end well. 💸

And, as if that weren’t enough, there’s a token unlock coming up. 105 million more tokens flooding the market on January 25th. It’s like adding water to a sinking ship, except the ship is made of code and the water is… well, more code. The last unlock was “absorbed with ease”? Please. Don’t let overconfidence be your undoing, H.

Final Thoughts

  • H rallied by 10% in 24 hours, but the whole thing feels like a house of cards built on a foundation of wishful thinking.
  • Humanity Protocol’s market trend is currently threatened by people realizing they have bills to pay and a looming supply increase. Consider a diversified portfolio-like, maybe some actual assets?

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2026-01-17 07:13