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The company currently holds 738,731 BTC, meaning it would need to acquire another 261,269 to reach the milestone. With 297 days remaining, that translates to a weekly acquisition of 6,158 BTC-a pace that would make even a well-oiled machine envious.

According to Ripple’s own CTO, the answer is no. Because nothing says “efficient” like needing a million dollars to send a million dollars. But hey, at least it’s consistent.

One cannot help but marvel at the irony. For Dogecoin to print $0 in short liquidations, it suggests that the faithful, those who cling to the meme coin with the fervor of true believers, have drowned out the voices of skepticism. Or perhaps, the short sellers, those poor souls, were but a fleeting shadow, insufficient in number to leave a mark on the heat map. One might even imagine them, cowering in the corners of their trading terminals, forced to close their positions manually, their losses not in liquidations, but in fees, buys, and the ever-present slippage-a fitting punishment for their lack of faith.

Meanwhile, other altcoins are out here tripping over their own volatility, but Cardano’s like, “Nah, I’m good, just chilling at my key support levels.” Buyers are supposedly “gradually stepping in,” which sounds less like a market rally and more like a line at a DMV. But hey, steady network activity and a meh price? That’s like a B- student who’s really trying-market analysts are eating it up like it’s free pizza.

According to Ripple’s own CTO, the answer is no. Which, if you’re a bank, is the equivalent of saying “Yes, we need a spaceship to get to Mars, but only if it’s painted pink.”

According to Maine’s government (because they had nothing better to do), the breach started on February 7th, 2025. Bell Ambulance didn’t notice until February 13th. You do the math-six days of chaos, and they were still sipping coffee like it was 2003.