HINU’s Tiny Triumph: Crypto’s Farce Marches On! 🎭

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Ah, the sublime absurdity of it all! Husky Inu AI (HINU), that darling of the digital dog pound, has deigned to grace us with a price increase so minuscule, one might need a microscope to detect it. From the dizzying heights of $0.00024865 to the even more vertiginous $0.00024960-a leap so bold, it makes a flea’s jump look like a lunar mission. 🌙✨

Meanwhile, the crypto market, that fickle prima donna, continues its melodramatic retreat. Bitcoin, poor dear, has slipped below $90,000, while Ethereum, ever the tragic heroine, languishes at $3,100. The real-world assets sector, that bastion of sobriety, leads the losses-down nearly 3%. DeFi, Layer2, and PayFi? Oh, they’re in the doldrums too. What a spectacle! 🎭💸

HINU’s Grand Ascent: A Staircase to Nowhere

Husky Inu AI, ever the optimist, trumpets its next price increase with all the fanfare of a village fête. From $0.00024865 to $0.00024960-a rise so monumental, it’s practically a rounding error. Yet, this is all part of the grand plan to “empower” its community, whatever that may mean. Fundraising, platform improvements, market initiatives-the usual litany of promises. The official launch? March 27, 2026, or perhaps not. The team, in their infinite wisdom, reserves the right to dither. 🗓️🤔

Review meetings, those sacred rites of corporate indecision, have been held on July 1, October 1, and will reconvene on January 1, 2026. One can only imagine the tea and biscuits consumed in the name of progress. 🍵📆

Fundraising: A Snail’s Pace to Glory

Ah, fundraising-the lifeblood of any self-respecting crypto project. Husky Inu AI, alas, hit a snag in late 2025, when the markets decided to take a nap after the October flash crash. Fundraising, once a torrent, became a trickle. But fear not! The project has mustered $919,259, a sum so close to $1 million, one can almost smell the champagne. 🥂💰

Milestones? Oh, they’ve been crossed with all the pomp of a parish parade: $750,000 in May, $800,000 in June, $850,000 in July, and $900,000 in October. Yet, the final stretch remains elusive. Still, investor sentiment, that fickle beast, has turned positive. For now. 🐂📈

Crypto’s Descent into Farce

The crypto market, ever the tragedian, continues its downward spiral. Bitcoin, that erstwhile king, has fallen almost 3%, while Ethereum, its queen, is down 4%. The real-world assets sector, those dullards, lead the losses. DeFi, Layer2, and PayFi? They’re in the trenches too. A veritable bloodbath, if one ignores the fact that it’s all just numbers on a screen. 📉💔

Bitcoin started Thursday above $91,000 but, like a tipsy guest at a dinner party, stumbled below $90,000. Ethereum, ever dramatic, fell to $3,097 before rallying to $3,100. Ripple, Solana, Dogecoin-all have taken their turns in the spotlight, each with their own tale of woe. Yet, the show must go on. 🎭📊

Crypto Execs: A Pilgrimage to the Capitol

And now, the pièce de résistance: crypto executives, those modern-day courtiers, are flocking to Washington, D.C., like moths to a flame. A markup event on digital asset legislation is nigh, and they must curry favor with the lawmakers. Cody Carbone, CEO of The Digital Chamber, assures us they’ve been “very intentional” in their efforts. Exchanges, token issuers, banks, Bitcoin miners-all are represented in this grand coalition. 🏛️🤝

The Senate Banking Committee will vote on January 15, and The Digital Chamber has been invited to provide feedback. One can only imagine the backroom deals and handshakes. Democracy in action, or a farce? You decide. 🎭📜

“We’ve been very intentional, given our diverse membership to bring in participants from all across the digital asset ecosystem: exchanges, token issuers, banks, Bitcoin miners […] infrastructure providers, DeFi protocols.”

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2026-01-08 16:36