Oh, MicroStrategy (MSTR), you wild child! 🎢 You’ve done it again, haven’t you? Thrown another $108.8 million into the Bitcoin black hole. This time, you snagged 1,229 BTC at a cool $88,568 per pop. Because, why not? It’s not like you’re running out of cash or anything. 💸✨
But here’s the kicker: your average Bitcoin purchase price is now this close to $75,000. Yep, $74,997 to be exact. Three dollars away from a number that’s basically just a big, round, psychological “Oopsie!” 🥴 Will you hit it? Will you care? Probably not, because you’re MicroStrategy, and you’re here to make the rest of us look like financial wallflowers. 💃
The Cost of Being Extra
Let’s be real, your accumulation game is strong, but your wallet? Not so much. Maintaining this kind of velocity is like trying to run a marathon in stilettos-impressive, but ouch. 😬 Still, you’re out here living your best life, one Bitcoin at a time. 🌟
December to Remember (or Forget?)
Remember December? Oh, you do. Because you went HAM. Between Dec. 1-7, you dropped a casual $92,965 per BTC for 15,401 coins. And then, just for fun, you followed it up with another 13,048 BTC at $96,968. 🎉 But then, crickets. From Dec. 15-21, you took a little nap. No purchases. Zero. Zilch. Nada. Probably needed a breather after all that spending. 😴
So, what’s next, MicroStrategy? $100K average price? A Bitcoin-themed yacht? The world is your oyster, darling. Just don’t forget to Venmo us when you’re rich beyond your wildest dreams. 😘💰
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2025-12-29 18:22