Behold, a crypto oracle named Kaleo-pseudonym, of course, for the sake of plausible deniability-has declared Bitcoin to be waltzing through the same dusty corridors of history it once graced in 2020. One might call it a “bullish pattern,” but let us not dignify such pedestrian terms. Instead, imagine a serpent devouring its own tail, a ouroboros of greed and denial, as BTC pirouettes toward a 60% price surge next year. Or perhaps not. The market is a fickle lover.
With 728,400 followers on X (formerly Twitter, now a digital cryptid), Kaleo claims the autumn of 2020 and today are two peas in the same pod of chaos. Both saw Bitcoin shatter a key support line-a red thread of fate-before retreating into a “mini-bart” (a term we assume is technical jargon for a bear trap or a very expensive coffee). Then, as now, stocks outperformed crypto, alts slumbered, and the eternal refrain of “Bitcoin is dead” echoed like a bad 2000s pop song. How quaint. How human.
“The market,” Kaleo intones, “is a stage where the same tragedies are performed ad nauseam. In 2020, equities soared while BTC stumbled. Today, equities reach for the stars, and BTC is accused of being ‘boring.’ But mark my words: the narrative will shift. It always does. Like a moth to a flame, the crowd will return.” One wonders if Kaleo has ever actually met a flame-or if he’s just a digital moth himself.
As for the four-year cycle theory, Kaleo dismisses it with the air of a professor correcting a student’s spelling. “This isn’t a typical cycle,” he insists, “but the prelude to a ‘supercycle’-a grand opera of altcoins, decentralized apps, and retail mania. By 2026, BTC will hit $140,000, and then… well, the bear market will arrive to remind us of our mortality.” A poetic vision, if one ignores the part where the bear market might eat your savings. Again.
And there, in the chart, is the $140,000 target-a number so large it could make a whale blush. Bitcoin, meanwhile, trades at $87,943, a mere trifle for those with the stomach to double down. Or, as Kaleo puts it: “Work harder. Be more bullish. Survive the dark days.” A mantra for the brave-or the foolish. Perhaps both.
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2025-12-26 11:28