CZ Thinks Bitcoin is “Hard”? The Internet Has Thoughts (and a Lot of Eye-Rolls)

Changpeng Zhao (CZ) took to X to opine on Bitcoin‘s price swing, reminding everyone that BTC is “not for trading” but for hedging inflation. Because nothing says “stable store of value” like losing half your net worth in a month. Classic.

While CZ remains bullish on BTC’s long-term potential, the crypto community is busy questioning his definition of “hard asset.” Spoiler: It’s not a rock.

Bitcoin is a hard asset: CZ; community argues

CZ dropped a tweet that could only be described as “cryptocurrency 101,” insisting Bitcoin isn’t for short-term trading but for surviving economic chaos. Because nothing says “economic stability” like a 20% weekly swing. Truly, the future of money.

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CZ claims BTC is a hard asset (along with “some top altcoins”), because apparently, volatility is just “a feature,” not a bug. Here’s that tweet, because you really need it:

Bitcoin is a hard asset.
(Other top crypto too.)
– CZ 🔶 BNB (@cz_binance) March 23, 2026

The community responded with the enthusiasm of someone who just found out their cat peed on the rug: “Hard assets don’t fluctuate 20% in a week. That’s a rollercoaster, not a vault!” Another user added: “If it loses 50% in months, calling it ‘hard’ is like calling Jell-O a fortress.”

Earlier this year, CZ predicted Bitcoin would hit $1,000,000 million. Because why not? It’s not like time is a factor or anything.

Robert Kiyosaki predicts Bitcoin “to the stars”

Robert Kiyosaki, author of “Rich Dad Poor Dad,” is here to tell us another financial crisis is coming soon. Because nothing says “financial stability” like a man who owns a book titled “Rich Dad Poor Dad.”

Kiyosaki claims Bitcoin, Ethereum, gold, and silver will “go to the stars” post-crash. His logic? Market crashes are “sales” for “real assets.” Because who wouldn’t want to buy a $35,000 gold bar during a recession? It’s practically a discount!

BIGGEST BUBBLE BUST
I do not know what pin, what event will pop the biggest bubbles in histor. What ever the event, the pin is near.
It’s not IF. It’s WHEN.
When the bubbles go bust I predict gold will hit $35,000 an ounce one year after the gold bubble goes pop..
I predict…
– Robert Kiyosaki (@theRealKiyosaki) March 16, 2026

Kiyosaki also predicts Bitcoin will hit $750,000 and Ethereum $95,000. Because why let reality get in the way of a good headline?

Bitcoin pulls back to $68,000

Today, Bitcoin dipped below $70K to $68,000. The drop? 3.35%, thanks to the Fed and Middle East tensions. Because nothing fuels a bear market like geopolitical drama and higher interest rates.

This has sent crypto and stock markets into a slump. Good luck, everyone. We’re all just trying to figure out if “hard asset” means “hard to hold onto.”

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2026-03-23 13:04