OpenAI’s $110B Folly: Crypto’s New Nemesis?

Behold, the great race of Artificial Intelligence, where mortals and machines duel for dominion! The U.S., China, and now even American tech firms clash like buffoons at a court jester’s feast. Witness the recent farce of Anthropic, a spectacle of fear and folly!

Lo! OpenAI’s monstrous $110 billion raise, a sum so vast it could drown a kingdom, reinforces the U.S. grip on AI. Alas, poor crypto! This windfall doth cast a shadow upon thy liquidity, as if a miser’s hand were clapped over thy coffers.

The timing? A cruel jest! Bitcoin’s 90-day Realized Profit/Loss Ratio, now below 1.0, reveals a realm where losses outstrip gains. A vale of tears for investors, where profit flees like a jester from a storm!

Historically, such woe hath tightened liquidity, as investors clutch their purses tighter than a monk his vows. And now, OpenAI’s gilded hand tips the scales, granting equities a liquidity crown while crypto simmers in the shadows.

Hard data, that most merciless critic, confirms the schism. Though Anthropic and DeepSeek tremble like leafless trees, tech inflows remain steadfast. Crypto, poor soul, lacks this vigor, its pulse faint as a candle in a gale.

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2026-02-28 19:03