Move over, Bridget Jones-David Solomon just gave us a new reason to clutch our pearls and whisper, “Oh, behave.” The Goldman Sachs CEO casually suggested that crypto bros who hate rules should pack their bags and relocate to El Salvador. Bold move, considering the country’s already running on vibes and questionable decisions.
Goldman Sachs isn’t in the business of chaos, unless it’s leveraging chaos for a quarterly bonus.
Meanwhile, Senator Moreno is this close to betting his firstborn on the CLARITY Act passing by April. He’s dismissing Democrat “takeover” fears with the confidence of a man who’s never seen a plot twist. And Ripple’s Garlinghouse? He’s giving the bill an 80% chance of survival once the stablecoin reward drama dies down. Let’s just hope the bill doesn’t get stuck in the same gridlock as my 2024 New Year’s resolutions.
So there you have it: Crypto’s future is either a tightly regulated machine or a Salvadoran-style dumpster fire. Choose wisely, America. Or don’t-El Salvador’s Wi-Fi is probably great.
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2026-02-19 13:30