πŸ€‘ Crypto’s Grand Exit: $446M Flees in a Week! 🎭

Ah, the fickle embrace of institutional investors! Just as the year prepares to don its evening gown and bid adieu, they have decided to part ways with their digital darlings. How trΓ¨s dramatic! πŸŒͺ️

CoinShares, that ever-watchful oracle of the crypto realm, reports a staggering $446 million in outflows last week. Dear me, one can only imagine the pearls being clutched in boardrooms across the globe! πŸ’Žβœ¨

Since the October 10th market crash-a day that shall live in infamy-the total outflows have ballooned to $3.2 billion. Truly, a sum fit for a Wildean tragedy. 🎭

Bitcoin, that tempestuous prima donna, led the exodus with $443 million in outflows, while Ethereum trailed behind with a modest $59.5 million. One wonders if they’re merely sulking in the wings, awaiting their next grand entrance. 🌟

But fear not, for XRP and Solana have stepped into the spotlight, attracting $70.2 million and $7.5 million in inflows, respectively. Bravo! Encore! πŸ‘

The United States, ever the trendsetter, drove most of the selling with $460 million in outflows. Switzerland, that bastion of neutrality, added a mere $14.2 million in withdrawals. Germany, however, proved the rebel, posting $35.7 million in inflows. How delightfully contrarian! πŸ‡©πŸ‡ͺ

Since mid-October, Bitcoin has seen $2.8 billion in cumulative outflows, and Ethereum $1.6 billion. Meanwhile, XRP and Solana funds have basked in $1.07 billion and $1.34 billion, respectively. One can almost hear the whispers: β€œWho’s the fairest of them all?” πŸͺž

In this grand ballet of assets, one thing is certain: the only constant is change. And darling, isn’t that just divine? πŸ’ƒπŸ•Ί

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2025-12-29 21:22